Gimme coffee godammnit!

Just one of the many ruses to screw you for every penny you have in Vegas (you’ve  all heard the one about them pumping oxygen into the casinos to keep people awake right?) – the rooms at the Bellagio must be the only US hotel I have ever stayed in that doesn’t have a coffee machine. What’s that about? Oh its about charging you $20 to bring you up a slug of caffeine on room service first thing in the morning.